Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
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Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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