For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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