just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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