I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I can't turn off my feet"
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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