I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You coming home soon, man?
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I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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