Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
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Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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