dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
This is classic penis vs brain.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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