ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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