PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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