with your own penis?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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