did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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