I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
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I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
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