You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
handjob tips. give me some.
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i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
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Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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