well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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