He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
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You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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