I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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