Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
