haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
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I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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