There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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