Well apparently he's into motor boating.
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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