Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Rumble strips road head = magical
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
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I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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