My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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