You were right. It hurts to walk today.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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