Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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