Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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