I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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