love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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