Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
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