you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
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why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
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I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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