why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I AM VODKA MAN
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
He did a backflip because drugs
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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