the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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