didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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