I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
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There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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