at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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