What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
did you just send me my own nude
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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