whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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