I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
you traded sex for a burrito?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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