Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
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IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I yelled at your uterus for you.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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