marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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