If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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