so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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