Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
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I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
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