So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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