"it" just moved
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
we should paint friendship bongs
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