Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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