Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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