My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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