As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
