hell yes lets make some ravioli
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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