i can't believe i had my finger in that
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
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I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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