Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
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I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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