Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
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Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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