he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
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oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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