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So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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