Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
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What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Alive.
So much puke
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Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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