The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
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For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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