idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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